Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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