In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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