Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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