3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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