i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
i've created a new STD.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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