Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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