boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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