What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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