I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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