alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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