you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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