it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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