I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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