You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
