Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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