I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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