I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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