sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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