so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
home. puking in laundry basket.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I fill condoms, not promises.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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