I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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