Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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