mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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