gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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