I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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