Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Drake has all the answers
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
