I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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