$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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