Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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