let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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