The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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