Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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