He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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