My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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