i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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