David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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