We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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