normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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