Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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