Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Enjoy the penises
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
