So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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