I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
there was a trapeze. enough said
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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