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I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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