Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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