Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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