My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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