it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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