Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He felt like a one man threesome
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
