1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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