Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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