I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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