hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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