I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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