She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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