Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Did we literally take a cab across the street
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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